December 2011
me to my cat: how are you so perfect?
cat:
me:
cat:
me:
cat:
me: its okay take your time.
I often look on self harm tumblrs. I like reading the stories about why people do it and how the got into it, I like looking at all the gruesome pictures, it’s like a guilty pleasure of mine. Something which shouldn’t be a pleasure at all, looking at other peoples ‘pain’. There’s always somebody on those tumblrs, who I’m sure is very nice, that says something...
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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
avengedfuckingsevenfold:
Party rock is in the house tonight Party rock is in the house every night Party rock never leaves the house Party rock has no social life I am party rock
innocenceisgolden:
streetwalkin-baby replied to your post: I find it hilarious that you can buy everything from Party Rock Clothing
That’s because it’s Party Rock CLOTHING ;)
You can’t wear shot glasses or a beach ball though :P
We’ll see, when I make the shot glasses into hats for my fingers and make a lovely butt enhancer out of the ball ;)
Pointless end of year post.
2011 was such a fun year, it was definitely my favourite by far. At the beginning of the year I thought how terrible it was going to be, everything seemed to come at once. I broke up with someone I’d been with for quite a while, my mum got some weird aneurysm type things on her brain, and my Gran got cancer. Literally did not think the year could get any worse....
lnformation:
does anyone remember that one week in june when everyone was obsessed with nigel thornberry
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Hate everything at the minute. I just don’t care about much. Just want March to come and everything will be fabulous. I can’t wait for Sky and Foo and Summer (Mrs Foo not the season) and Champagne Showers and spending over 10 hours on trains and spending all my money on travel and hotels and merch and everything to be beautiful.
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
for anyone who thinks skyblu is ugly
im-redfoo-with-the-bigass-fro:
your argument is invalid dood.
The last one! <3 Bby.
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thewizardoflozz:
streetwalkin-baby replied to your post: Like loads of people keep randomly shoving…
HO HO FUCKING HO. MERRY CUNTMAS.
shut up faggit you’re existance is lacking in my life recently
BEST WALK HOME WID MEH TOMORRA
I’m not walking home with you tomorrow because you smell.
hehehe made this for @liberian_girl_
allieallieoxenfreeee:
this is what happens when you give me pictures and photoflexer. xD
Best Christmas card I ever got? I think so!
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thewizardoflozz replied to your post: I will never forgive my friends for not coming to see the Lion King 3D with me at the cinema.
BUT U WILL DOE IT NOT MY FAULT CAROL AND CHARLES WENT ON A DATE DOE
No i won’t :( It’s not on in the cinema anymore
I will never forgive my friends for not coming to...
So I will never ever get to see it.
summerfoxx:
Forgot I made this. Oh Sky.